Why I want you to try Green Genie

We walk the walk as they say.  Just finished D2R2, Rose Mtn. Rumble and Tour Du' Dirt.  Clearly tandem bikes can ride hard offroad events without drama or broken bits.  

We rely on NFS Ultimate for timing chain and main drive.  Also using fancy pants carbon Rolf Tandem wheels that are absolutely insanely great holy crow they can take a beating. 

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If you believe that all chainlubes are hype and BS, you ain't alone.  WE test the @#$% out our products, I promise to always tell you the straight dope. 

I'd like to talk some about NFS "Green Genie"  which easily survived D2R2, RMR and Tour du Dirt.  

Yeah yeah I know that this is the "Hot Chain Wax Summer" and endless hype about how to lube your chain as if we really need mansplainin'.  You might read that there is a magic pump action when you lube chains in a certain way that assures the lube gets into the small spaces.  This is utter horse hockey.

If (pause for long dramatic sigh) the chain lube is properly formulated it matters nada how you apply it.  Proper chainlube will literally suck into small spaces and not leave.  The "not leaving" part is really important becuase you want lube to remain where it is required and not weep out causing a haze that attracts dirt and will actually flake off taking the lube with it.

Truth friends, that's it.  No BS no hype just simple science and nothing more.  

Let's talk about Green Genie which is plant based and always has been.  We have been selling this for close to 10 years and NEVER called it a drip wax or some other BS claim.  What it is should be called unique in the chainlube world becuase it really is plant based and OMG it works. 

We created Green Genie becuase I give a d@mn about things you care about.  Is it non-toxic, YOU BET.  Will it last in the rain, uhh huhh.  Is it a drip wax?  B!tch please, no it is NOT drip wax and I won't try to say anything of the sort. Green Genie is not petro based, it flows like our other drip lubes.

Green Genie s a polymerized plant based product that is very freakin' expensive to make *Don't ask me what that means, I only want to give a clue how this works.    

The cost and difficulty is a reason nobdody else makes anything like it.  Notice we do not wholesale Green Genie to stores, there is nearly zero margin and I do not want to see it sold for jacked up prices.  

Why do we make something that has a near zero profit margin?  Becuase we actually care about the same things you care about.

Please be patient if you see our store is on vacation.  We are a one person operation and "we" LOVE to ride and hit the dirt events.  Watch the store announcements for updates.

-J